she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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