How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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