oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
This is the high leading the old right now
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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