moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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