a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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