at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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