I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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