You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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