I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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