So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
