never play flip cup with pint glasses
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
