I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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