Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Pooping to opera.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
