you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
