i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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