strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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