is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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