and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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