She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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