More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
How external is "for external use only"?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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