Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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