This dress was meant to end up on your floor
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
