Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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