She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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