Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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