Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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