he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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