How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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