Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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