there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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