ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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