it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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