Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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