I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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