Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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