Its about making memories worth repressing
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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