everyone is single if you try hard enough
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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