do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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