something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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