They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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