high people should be assigned attendants
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
how drunk are you?
Several
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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