You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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