He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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