no. you can't hotbox the world.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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