He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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