dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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