he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I have post one night stand depression
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