Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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