I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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