i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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