did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Randomize
