3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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