Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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