We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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