Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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