problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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